She's mad but she's magic.

Dreamer

Prone to Doubt

Prone to Hope


Ask

(Source: sizvideos)

nbcparksandrec:

flannelsandjeans:

#relationshipgoals

We should all be so lucky.

magnacarterholygrail:


"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND A COUPLE OF LIGHT STROKES

magnacarterholygrail:

"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND A COUPLE OF LIGHT STROKES

(Source: beyonseh)

Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position

dignifiedrice:

The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

(Source: salmohella)

Clue (Jonathan Lynn, 1985)

(Source: danieldaylewiswithamoustache)

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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egberts:

where can i buy that for free

queerwashing:

*takes bad selfie* *deletes* glad nobody outside a small group of nsa staffers saw that whew

(Source: greasydylanobrien)

It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful; yet everything is dying.

(via impactings)

z33zy:


Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT

z33zy:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT

(Source: newyrye)

sixpenceee:

A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein. He believed it can be used for many things but the most striking one is the thought that it could be used for long distance space travel. Plants do not grow in space, but this synthetic material can be used to produce oxygen in a hostile environment. (Video)

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